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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou turn spreadsheets into jargon to hide that nobody buys pills.
Professional architect of PowerPoint-based reality distortion fields.
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Automated narrative generation for better quarterly lies.
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hallucinates quarterly growth metrics instantly
You aggregate campaign data into bloated dashboards and pretend report tagging creates strategy. You act as a glorified middleman between pharma budgets and agency output.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie convincingly about brand lift during a boardroom silence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Vision models and NLP replace your tedious manual asset taxonomy and tagging workflows.
Month 5
Autonomous agents ingest your data streams to replace static dashboards with real-time insight feeds.
Month 10
Large language models draft your monthly effectiveness reports directly from raw performance logs.
Month 15
The system assumes your role as the single point of contact for external agency communication.
Month 19 · D-Day
The software executes your final strategic review and permanently revokes your office access.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
42
Jargon per deck slide
99%
Useless dashboard views
14/day
Agency email bottlenecks
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and three expired therapy sessions.
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