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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou exist primarily to format slides and order lunch for seniors.
Junior slide-deck architect and professional content-tagger.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated slides with zero coffee runs required.
nom.you▸ MARKETSCRIPT-GPT V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates campaign decks while you are sleeping
You track metrics on spreadsheets, format slide decks, and assist with campaign assets until you eventually burn out.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still fetch a lukewarm latte exactly how the boss likes it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Smart templates replace your manual formatting of quarterly slide decks.
Week 8
Software automatically pulls and charts the data you currently track.
Month 3
Models generate social media copy faster than a human ever could.
Month 5
Automated crawlers generate your research reports during the night.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the marketing suite handles everything autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.4%
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Slides formatted per day
Sub-optimal
Coffee run efficiency
Excessive
LinkedIn buzzword usage
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one single office stapler.
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