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September 2, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYou sell solutions for problems your company doesn't actually solve yet.
Expert at turning 'no' into 'let's circle back'.
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automates quarterly slide deck generation
You manage lead generation funnels and coordinate sales decks for outsourced IT services. Your job is mostly email.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client's face without triggering a logic fault.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Software reads your inbox and drafts all replies for you.
Month 5
An agent pulls CRM data to build your quarterly presentations.
Month 10
Algorithms automatically decide which clients are actually worth calling.
Month 17
A machine runs your meetings by summarising internal project status.
Month 22 · D-Day
The system replaces your entire output with direct client portal integration.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
99.9%
Cold calls ignored
4,000
Slides authored
Weekly
Strategy meetings
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