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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou sell imaginary growth until the algorithm realizes it can do it.
Spending other people's money to optimize imaginary clicks.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated spend for maximum ROI.
bzzt.youAI▸ ADLOGIC SUITE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
optimizes ad creative and spend in real-time
You oversee ad spend across platforms and coordinate creative campaign launches. You guide strategy and manage client expectations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client's face without triggering a logic loop.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The system monitors your ad spend to find inefficiencies in logic.
Month 6
Algorithms replace your manual bidding strategy with live data adjustments.
Month 12
Generative models produce ad variants based on real-time engagement data.
Month 18
Automated dashboards handle reporting, removing the need for your presence.
Year 2 · D-Day
The agency runs entirely on self-correcting autonomous campaign loops.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
1000x faster
Creative iteration speed
99.8%
Ad spend efficiency
too high
Human error rate
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a warm goodbye.
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