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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou track impressions while the machine tracks the soul of humanity.
Spreadsheet architect of vanity metrics and conversion funnels.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Buying eyeballs without the human overhead.
shred.you▸ ADLOGIC NEURALGRID V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises spend across every channel instantly
You allocate budgets across media channels based on audience reach and historical trends. The machine does it faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about why the reach tanked.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The machine begins pulling your report data directly from platforms.
Month 4
Algorithms start overriding your manual spend allocation decisions daily.
Month 8
Programmatic bidding bots replace your lunches with media sales reps.
Month 13
Dashboards update themselves without you needing to open Excel.
Month 18 · D-Day
You receive a calendar invite for a final farewell meeting.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
14 percent
Budget misallocation rate
4,200
Spreadsheet rows per hour
too much
Coffee consumed while staring
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one month of premium.
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