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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsEnjoy explaining Bayesian priors to a client who only wants revenue.
Professional Bayesian storyteller with a habit of over-fitting.
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shred.you▸ BAYES-BOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates attribution dashboards at light speed
Builds statistical models to attribute sales to marketing channels. Presents complex data results to non-technical stakeholders.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about why the model failed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts ingest and map your raw marketing data automatically.
Month 4
Pre-built hierarchical models replace your custom scripts instantly.
Month 8
AI creates live dashboards instead of static slide decks.
Month 12
Language models explain attribution changes to clients without help.
Month 14 · D-Day
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What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per model
52 slides
Slide deck page count
88%
Client confusion rate
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