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December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsYour complex spreadsheets are just noise for our better pattern recognition.
Expert in Bayesian priors and explaining why spend failed.
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Turning ad spend into profit automatically.
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automates correlation analysis across every media channel
You build regression models to explain advertising spend. Now a machine does the statistics better and faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the client with a straight face during presentations.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts replace the manual task of cleaning messy client data.
Month 4
Algorithms learn to fit regression models without needing your manual oversight.
Month 8
AI simulates budget outcomes faster than your spreadsheet ever could.
Month 13
Automated reports deliver the findings directly to the client dashboard.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and your model logic is fully archived.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
15,000
Regression models per hour
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Coffee consumed per week
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Human error probability
Your severance
A one-year subscription to our competitor's analytics dashboard.
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