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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 18, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are just a spreadsheet with better coffee consumption habits.
Professional wrangler of broken API integrations and sad datasets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated growth without the human overhead.
splat.you▸ OPSCORE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters bad leads into digital oblivion
You manage CRM triggers, clean dirty lead data, and stare at analytics dashboards all day long.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about why the lead quality dropped.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent connects to your CRM to identify redundant workflows.
Month 4
Automation logic replaces manual nurture sequence configuration steps.
Month 8
AI-generated reporting replaces your weekly slide deck creation.
Month 13
Machine learning agents handle all data cleaning and lead routing.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system disables your login and sends a final summary report.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
142
Emails per day
3,400
CRM sync errors
6 hours
Time spent in meetings
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium account and a firm handshake.
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