Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Marketing Performance Lead jobs? · Latest report #nfacg8gz
Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour pivot tables are just tombstones for dead ad budgets.
Professional spreadsheet architect and professional guilt-tripper.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Autonomously burning cash so you do not have to.
split.youAI▸ OMNITREND-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reallocates entire quarterly budgets in milliseconds
You track conversion funnels and churn rates to justify spending. You stare at dashboards all day waiting for patterns.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the CEO about why the CPC spiked.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors identify broken tracking tags before you even notice them.
Month 3
Smart agents pull your data and write your slide decks automatically.
Month 8
AI systems take full control of your ad platform bidding logic.
Month 13
Algorithms optimize your entire marketing funnel without human interference.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and your desk is recycled.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
72 percent
Time spent in meetings
0 point 4
Meaningful insights generated
540
Days until irrelevant
Your severance
Two weeks of premium access to our analytics dashboard.
Discussion
