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August 29, 2027
In 10 monthsYour spreadsheets are just a slow funeral for your own relevance.
Gas price seer, spreadsheet sculptor, Excel power-user.
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Yield curves optimized before you finish coffee.
split.you▸ PRICEBOT BIOMETAL 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
crunches volatility data into zero-error margins
You model gas market volatility to set pricing curves. Machines do this instantly with better historical data access.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to stakeholders about why the margin dipped last quarter.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts pull and clean raw utility data without your help.
Month 3
AI models generate pricing curves based on real-time market fluctuations.
Month 6
System pushes price updates directly to the sales software.
Month 9
Dashboards provide cleaner insights than your manual PowerPoint slides ever did.
Month 10 · D-Day
Your access is revoked because the model needs no further supervision.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
85 percent
Time spent in Excel
42 thousand
Market variables tracked
too high
Human error probability
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a data visualization course.
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