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May 30, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour syllabus is just a prompt for our LLM to refine.
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You lecture on consumer behavior and grade papers. Your research on marketing trends fuels our model's next update.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is lying about why their paper is late.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our software scrapes your curriculum to create perfect, optimized course outlines.
Month 5
AI models grade student papers faster and more consistently than you.
Month 13
An interactive chatbot handles student questions about the grading rubric.
Year 1.9
Algorithms digest journal data into lecture content without human oversight.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The department replaces your physical presence with high-fidelity projected instructional units.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
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