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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning complex research journals into generic social media engagement metrics.
Expert in turning citation data into PowerPoint death traps.
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Automated growth for academic dissemination.
split.youAI▸ JOURNALMETRIC AI V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates journal launch sequences while you sleep
You coordinate journal launch campaigns and track citation impact metrics across internal research portfolios.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a negative research result deserves a cover feature.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your manual campaign scheduling is replaced by an algorithmic trigger.
Month 4
Bots scrape citation data and build your slide decks instantly.
Month 8
AI manages correspondence with researchers to confirm publication timelines.
Month 13
Financial software reallocates your marketing spend without human intervention.
Month 18 · D-Day
A single server script completes your entire annual marketing cycle.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4% delta
Email open rates
12 seconds
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Citation tracking errors
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