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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYour career path is just a series of missed campaign deadlines.
Master of spreadsheets, babysitter of creative geniuses
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated cross-platform synergy enforcement
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optimizes ad spend during your lunch break
You juggle cross-platform content calendars and endless internal status update meetings. You translate creative visions into project management software tickets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to an angry client why the brand voice is failing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An agent links your social accounts to ingest data and schedule posts automatically.
Month 3
Vision models scan designer folders to flag missing assets before you even notice.
Month 6
Transcription bots generate action items, eliminating the need for your status update meetings.
Month 10
Generative models filter stakeholder input into actionable tasks, bypassing human project coordinators.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system handles all marketing coordination autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
4 per minute
Average Slack ping frequency
82 percent
Time spent in meetings
14 days
Content calendar drift
Your severance
a premium subscription to your own project management tool
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