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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour ability to parse FTC guidelines is just data for our model.
Master of fine print and billable hour optimization.
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flags regulatory violations before the ink dries
You review ad copy for legal compliance and draft regulatory responses. Your job is now a prompt-engineering exercise.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still articulate why a metaphor technically violates consumer protection laws to a judge.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your firm uploads the entire back-catalog of regulatory filings.
Month 6
The AI suggests redlines for every ad copy review you perform.
Month 13
The software clears basic marketing assets without your oversight.
Month 20
Clients receive automated risk reports directly from the machine.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your firm cancels your access to the research database permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
0.4 seconds
Review time per document
negligible
Hallucination rate
0%
Human input required
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