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October 22, 2027
In 12 monthsYour ability to make everything sound important is a depreciating asset.
Professional spinner of corporate buzzwords and mediocre slide decks.
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glub.youAI▸ MARKETSIM V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 12 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes ad spend in real-time
You spend your days drafting brand messaging, chasing leads, and managing social media calendars. Soon, an API will do all of that without the need for personality.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is having a bad day.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An AI agent begins drafting your nurture sequences based on historical high-conversion data.
Month 3
Template-driven software replaces your manual deck creation by pulling directly from live KPIs.
Month 6
Algorithms identify leads so effectively that cold-calling becomes an inefficient relic of the past.
Month 9
A fine-tuned language model takes over all brand copy to ensure total uniformity.
Month 12 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the marketing stack and ignores your manual overrides.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
98%
Emails sent to spam
14/week
Meetings about meetings
Chronic
Creative spark exhaustion
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a project management tool.
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