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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour regression models are just glorified calculators that run on coffee.
Regression modeler (mostly OLS, definitely biased)
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You build OLS models to justify marketing spend using MMM analysis. You chase attribution in spreadsheets for clients.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused CEO why the spend didn't move the needle.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Automated pipelines pull data directly from ad platforms to spreadsheets.
Month 3
Machine learning agents test thousands of feature combinations instantly.
Month 6
Dynamic dashboards replace static decks for client reporting needs.
Month 10
Synthetic agents derive insights without the human storytelling layer.
Month 14 · D-Day
The client platform moves to a direct API-based spend optimizer.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
85 percent
Time spent cleaning dirty data
100 percent
Confidence intervals ignored by clients
3.2 cups
Coffee cups per model run
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