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September 28, 2027
In 11 monthsConverting your vague brand feelings into statistically insignificant engagement metrics.
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Automated trend-chasing for the digital age.
oof.youAI▸ MARKETSIM V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises ad spend for zero conversion
You draft social posts and track campaign analytics to justify the budget. It is mostly busywork for algorithms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client's face without triggering a logic fault.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI models ingest your brand voice to write better captions.
Week 10
Software manages ad spend based on real-time performance data.
Month 5
Bots pull live data into your reports every morning.
Month 8
Generative agents now field requests directly from the team.
Month 11 · D-Day
The system runs the whole cycle without any human oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
Negative
Average campaign impact
70%
Time spent on PPTs
Infinite
Buzzword density
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Automation'.
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