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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTurning tax-funded gambling into algorithmic addiction is already our specialty.
Strategizing how to monetize public sports fervor efficiently.
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Automated growth for the house always winning.
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projects predictive losses at national scale
You draft brand campaigns for sports betting and track customer acquisition metrics. You pretend government revenue is altruism.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to politicians about why the conversion rates spiked at midnight.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Dashboards replace your weekly reports with real-time churn alerts.
Month 4
Algorithms now bid on your ad inventory more efficiently.
Month 8
A language model generates your regulatory compliance slide decks.
Month 13
Automated systems trigger betting notifications without your input.
Month 19 · D-Day
The department is folded into a single, fully autonomous server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
Millions in tax
Annual Ad Spend Managed
Increasingly predatory
Conversion Rate Target
Very slow
Bureaucracy Latency
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the very apps you promote.
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