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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning your slide decks into cold, hard logic for the algorithm.
Professional slide-deck architect and pivot-table enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Data-driven strategy that never needs a whiteboard.
split.you▸ MARKETSENSE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates quarterly slide decks by midnight
You draft go-to-market plans and analyze audience data. Our agents just optimize the spend and kill the creative.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is having a bad day.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our software pulls your campaign history into a central model.
Month 4
An agent identifies which tactics move the needle for revenue.
Month 8
The AI starts writing the decks you currently spend weeks drafting.
Month 12
The system moves marketing spend to high-performing channels automatically.
Month 18 · D-Day
The strategy is fully autonomous and your login is revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
1,400
slides created annually
4 cups
caffeine consumed daily
99%
percent of buzzwords used
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our sentiment-analysis dashboard.
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