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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou spend days configuring software that would rather just delete you.
Jira whisperer and professional UAT box-checker.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated logic for every marketing quirk
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patches your bugs while you are sleeping
You manage booking software and configure off-the-shelf tools to fix business problems using Jira and user testing.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused stakeholder why the booking engine is broken.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
AI models ingest all your Jira history and internal wikis.
Month 5
Smart agents handle off-the-shelf system settings without human input.
Month 11
Synthetic users simulate every possible booking edge case automatically.
Month 16
Code agents rewrite your custom patches to run natively.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the system manages itself perfectly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
infinite loop
Jira tickets closed
4 per week
UAT sessions survived
100 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the software you now manage.
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