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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsAttribution modeling is just astrology for people who like spreadsheets.
Master of the marketing funnel, ghost of the ad spend.
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Truth in advertising, minus the humans.
glub.youAI▸ ATTRIBUTION-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates lead scoring while you sleep
You track funnel data and manage marketing software stacks. Soon, an API will do it better and cheaper.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the CEO about why the spend didn't convert.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Sensors and scripts pull your funnel data into a dashboard.
Month 4
AI models suggest budget shifts instead of you drafting slides.
Month 8
Bots automatically detect and fix broken tracking scripts overnight.
Month 12
An LLM generates reports that sound exactly like your emails.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked because the machine manages the spend.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
too high
Funnel leak percentage
4:1
Meeting-to-work ratio
guesswork
Attribution accuracy
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one month of cloud storage.
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