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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsYou exist solely to justify the monthly fees of unread software licenses.
Professional software middleman, part-time password recovery agent.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated vendor management for the soulless stack.
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terminates redundant subscriptions while you sleep
You glue marketing tools together and pray the data doesn't break. You are a glorified password reset department.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows why the API connection requires a manual reboot.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The AI scans every license to identify unused software seats.
Month 3
Scripts replace your manuals with interactive, in-app guidance.
Month 6
Self-healing pipelines map data fields without your manual input.
Month 10
An agent handles all vendor communication and renewal negotiations.
Month 14 · D-Day
The machine fully manages the entire tech ecosystem autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
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Tools currently gathering dust
48 minutes
Average vendor call duration
Daily
Integration breakage frequency
Your severance
One free trial of a competitor's CRM.
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