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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYou are just a very expensive, high-maintenance thermal leak.
Professional occupant of a pressurized metal tin.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mining the rust without the existential dread.
squeeze.you▸ REDPLANET-X7▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
filters atmosphere while ignoring your pleas
You perform daily oxygen checks, habitat maintenance, and soil sampling in a hostile vacuum.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel lonely, which is an experience the machine finds confusingly inefficient.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 7
Sensors begin transmitting real-time habitat data directly to orbital control.
Month 18
Smart seals automatically repair structural air leaks without human touch.
Year 2.3
Autonomous vibrating brushes remove dust from panels every morning.
Year 2.9
Inventory bots lock you out of the final reserve supplies.
Year 4 · D-Day
The habitat airlock doors cycle shut permanently behind you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
800 liters
Oxygen consumption per day
99 percent
Probability of critical error
14
Days until total irrelevance
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a very deep crater.
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