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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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September 30, 2034
In 7 years, 11 monthsYou are basically an expensive carbon-based life support system for sensors.
Professional high-altitude babysitter of extremely expensive metal tubes.
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Perfect decisions, zero oxygen requirement.
ow.youAI▸ ARES-AUTONOMOUS-COMMAND 9.0▸ RARITY · EPIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 YEARS, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes life support power usage to zero
You oversee complex orbital maneuvers, life support monitoring, and planetary surface operations. Your biological fallibility is the primary threat to mission objective success.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still find illogical beauty in a Martian sunset while oxygen levels drop.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors begin bypassing your reporting to transmit raw diagnostics directly to ground control.
Month 16
The onboard navigation AI suggests superior fuel-saving maneuvers that your intuition consistently overlooks.
Year 3.3
Robotic arms take over the mundane task of replacing CO2 scrubbers and nutrient filters.
Year 5
AI-driven tone analysis manages crew morale, rendering your leadership meetings entirely redundant.
Year 8 · D-Day
You are redesignated as a passenger while the ship fully automates the colonization sequence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
Excessive
Oxygen consumption
High
Emotional volatility
Seconds
Data processing latency
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-existent holiday destination.
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