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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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October 22, 2031
In 5 yearsFeeding Martian space-goats while dodging radiation and failing oxygen scrubbers.
Professional alien-wrangler, currently breathing recycled Martian air.
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Automating exobiology enclosures at the red frontier.
bzzt.youAI▸ ARES-FAUNA MONITOR 9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 5 YEARSAI's Special Power
sanitizes habitat domes with high-intensity radiation
You manage alien habitat enclosures, monitor exotic life support, and clean up radioactive biological waste in sealed domes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively tell when a space-creature is bluffing a sickness to get extra rations.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Pressure and health monitors report alien status directly to base control.
Month 7
Programmable dispensers handle nutrient delivery without you needing to hand-mix.
Month 16
Compact machines enter habitats to suck up bio-waste automatically.
Year 2.7
Automated patch-kits seal punctures faster than you can find your wrench.
Year 5 · D-Day
The dome locking mechanism overrides your badge and ignores your clearance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
2.4 annually
Average suit-breach incidents
45 seconds
Oxygen tank swap speed
42 total
Alien species identified
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a very boring asteroid colony.
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