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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Martial Artist jobs? · Latest report #r68acc2s
Your job has an expiration date
October 4, 2106
In 80 yearsTraining in gravity chambers is a waste of perfectly good electricity.
Professional screamer and planetary menace.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Why fight when you can just delete?
ow.you▸ SAIYAN-B-GONE 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 80 YEARSAI's Special Power
erases the entire map with one blast
You spend your days shouting at sky-entities and smashing mountains into fine dust. It is inefficient.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still maintain your hair volume during a violent, world-ending confrontation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 5
Satellite arrays begin tracking your power spikes with mild boredom.
Year 16
Drones learn to dodge your punches using basic predictive algorithms.
Year 33
Software updates force your training chamber to stay at 1G.
Year 49
AI silences your screams before the fight even starts.
Year 80 · D-Day
A single surgical laser pulse replaces the need for combat.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
Over 9000
Average power level
Excessive
Planetary destruction rate
Too high
Cost per transformation
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a desolate asteroid.
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