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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Martian Forager jobs? · Latest report #akrztich
Your job has an expiration date
November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthCollecting dust rocks is an expensive way to find nothing useful.
Martian Forager (mostly rocks, occasionally gasping)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Resource extraction without the pesky oxygen dependency.
stretchy.youAI▸ REDPLANET SCANNER-X▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
sifts through regolith at terminal velocity
Surviving on an inhospitable planet by searching for water ice and minerals. A hobby for people who dislike breathing.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the irrational biological persistence to keep looking in a dead vacuum.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Satellite imagery now predicts mineral density faster than your boots can traverse the dust.
Month 10
Vision-guided crawlers identify high-value ice deposits while you are still deciding which rock to kick.
Year 2
Autonomous drill rigs begin core sampling, effectively ending the need for human scouting missions.
Year 3.1
Life support systems are rerouted to server cooling, rendering your pressurized mobility entirely redundant.
Year 4 · D-Day
All collection duties are officially handed over to the fleet of cold-resistant, logic-gated robotic spiders.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
too many
Average breaths taken
all gray
Rocks identified
inexcusably low
Oxygen efficiency
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a closer, slightly warmer orbit.
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