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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsZero pathogen research makes for a very short, very sickly invasion.
Martian tripod pilot with zero earthly medical awareness.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Conquer planets without dying from a common cold.
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collapses in a heap from basic bacteria
Operating alien tripods to conquer planets while ignoring basic biological safety and local environmental hazards.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a very impressive and terrifying aesthetic before you inevitably pass out.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 8
Sensors identify that you are allergic to literally everything here.
Year 16
Earth bacteria cataloged to ensure total failure of your mission.
Year 24
A dome is placed over your tripod to protect Earth from you.
Year 32
Industrial UV lights sterilize your entire invasion fleet.
Year 40 · D-Day
You are returned to Mars in a sealed box.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
Non-existent
Immune system status
0%
Invasion success rate
Your severance
A one-way ticket back to the red planet.
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