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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are a test subject for a tragedy the AI already solved.
Amateur pioneer with a romantic attachment to oxygen
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect simulation for zero-risk colonization.
ow.youAI▸ REDPLANETSIM V9.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates your inevitable failure in real-time
You perform psychological stress tests and endurance simulations to prove human survival viability. Machines already have the data, rendering your participation an expensive curiosity.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a charmingly irrational desire to survive in a hostile vacuum.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your physiological vitals are uploaded to an agent that already knows your limits.
Week 11
Virtual environments replace your physical chambers with infinite, frictionless, procedurally-generated failure modes.
Month 4
Neural models analyze your reactions to optimize for outcomes you physically cannot achieve.
Month 5
The AI determines that human input only introduces dangerous variables into the colony model.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access to the training facility is revoked as the mission model runs flawlessly without you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.9%
irrelevant
psychological stress score
wasteful
oxygen consumption rate
100%
mission success probability
Your severance
One complimentary dehydrated ice cream block
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