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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTurning fuzzy foam into corporate nightmares for minimum wage.
Turning nightmares into polyester reality, one stitch at a time.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Seamless synthetic skin for any brand need.
ow.youAI▸ FURSUIT-FABRICATOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
glues synthetic fur at industrial speeds
You sculpt foam and sew synthetic fur into characters that dance at promotional events. Your work involves glue.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the rare ability to intuitively understand why a character head wobbles.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Software models the mascot geometry based on brand CAD files.
Month 5
Computer-guided hot-wire cutters slice foam into perfect, uniform shapes.
Month 13
High-speed precision arms stitch synthetic fur with zero visible seams.
Year 1.9
Cameras calibrate fit and weight distribution for maximum wearer safety.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The factory floor goes silent as the machines finish all work.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
4.2
Glue gun burns per week
12kg annually
Average synthetic fur shedding
8 hours
Hours spent cleaning foam dust
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium spirit gum adhesive.
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