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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour giant space catapult is just an algorithm with better aim.
Deep-space delivery expert currently ignoring the orbital math.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect aim for every planetary delivery.
oof.youAI▸ ORBITALLAUNCH-X9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates relativistic trajectories in real time
You align massive magnetic tracks to launch payload at relativistic speeds towards distant planetary targets.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly how the local gravity wells ripple during the final launch burn.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Smart vision sensors map the rail alignment better than your eyes.
Month 7
Robotic gantry systems handle the 1km payload placement without sweating.
Month 14
The AI calculates the trajectory faster than your brain can process.
Month 21
Real-time magnetic tuning keeps the stream tighter than any human.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The system runs itself and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
99.999% perfect
Payload velocity accuracy
too high
Human error margin
nanoseconds
Launch cycle time
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-existent mining colony.
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