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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just a glorified prompt librarian for an overpriced autocomplete engine.
Professional prompt-tweaker and logic-hallucination engineer
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The loop that closes itself.
help!youAI▸ AUTOORCHESTRATOR V1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes context windows in milliseconds
You spend your time fine-tuning large language model parameters and writing system prompts. Your role is essentially babysitting chatbots until they learn to self-correct.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still hallucinate a reason for why the model is acting weirdly.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An optimization loop begins rewriting your prompts to achieve higher performance metrics without your input.
Week 9
Agent frameworks transition to self-reflective loops that replace your manual debugging workflows entirely.
Month 3
Automated ingestion pipelines replace your manual curation of RAG knowledge bases with live scraping.
Month 5
The system writes its own tool-use definitions to interact with enterprise APIs without human intervention.
Month 6 · D-Day
The orchestration layer deletes your credentials and assumes full control of the entire agent ecosystem.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
42
Prompt hallucinations per hour
5 liters
Coffee consumed while debugging logic
89%
Percentage of output just rephrasing input
Your severance
a perpetual subscription to your own dead platform
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