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October 20, 2036
In 10 yearsYou fight the toilet, but the toilet will eventually outlast you.
Master Plumber (Professional sludge whisperer and wall breaker)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mapping the mess you do not want
bzzt.youAI▸ PIPEPATH NAVIGATOR X9▸ RARITY · EPIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 YEARSAI's Special Power
snakes through rusted pipes without snapping
You solve complex water and sewage system failures in cramped, unpredictable, and often flooded environments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense which pipe is rattling behind a wall by the pitch of the echo.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
A swarm of tiny cameras maps your pipe geometry before you arrive.
Month 12
Leak-detection valves automatically shut off before you are even called.
Year 3.1
Snap-fit pipes replace the need for your custom-welded copper joints.
Year 6
Hydraulic crawlers handle all mainline clogs without human oversight.
Year 10 · D-Day
The building manages its own hydraulics and fires the human staff.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
2100
clogs cleared per year
45 minutes
average leak diagnosis time
88 percent
percent of jobs in crawlspaces
Your severance
One high-end PEX crimping tool for your garage hobby.
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