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October 31, 2066
In 40 yearsA thousand years of roof-stuffing, now ending in a dry data-center.
Master of ancient, itchy, and very flammable roof-art.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Durable, fire-retardant, and soul-crushingly consistent roofing.
blub.you▸ STRAW-BOT GEN 9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
trims every thatch edge with laser precision
You bundle harvested straw or reeds to create weather-tight, sculpted roofs by hand. It requires immense, tedious physical patience.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if the bundle is tight enough by the sound of the straw.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 16
Drones map the roof geometry to identify every structural defect.
Year 5
Pre-sorted synthetic straw units are precision-manufactured for perfect consistency.
Year 14
Arm-equipped rigs clamp to your house frame to bypass human fragility.
Year 25
Sensors verify the tightness of every individual straw layer applied.
Year 40 · D-Day
The machine finishes the ridge cap and leaves you unemployed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
Infinite
Roof sections bundled
Excessive
Manual sweat count
Zero
Bird nests detected
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium water-resistant wheat bundles.
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