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June 29, 2029
In 2 years, 8 monthsYour whisking skills are just fancy math for a cheaper robot.
Professional leaf-whisking mogul with a serious real estate habit.
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Perfect froth without the ego.
oof.youAI▸ MATCHAMASTER PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers the perfect aesthetic latte every time
You source rare green powders, manage high-rent leases, and train staff to froth milk for overpriced lattes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively judge if a customer is worth the effort to impress.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Dynamic pricing software adjusts your menu to match local demand.
Month 7
Sensors and steam injectors replace the hand-held whisking labor.
Month 15
Supply chain agents manage and order your tea stock directly.
Month 22
Touchscreen panels remove the need for staff order taking.
Year 2.7 · D-Day
The kiosk-driven pod takes over all production and management tasks.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
80 percent
Average margin per drink
too high
Instagrammability rating
constant
Total staff turnover
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium ceremonial grade green dust.
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