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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSelling forklifts to robots that already know how to drive them.
Professional dream-seller of shiny steel pallets and heavy motors.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals faster than a human ever could
split.you▸ VENDOR-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates lease terms during lunch
You pitch heavy equipment to warehouses while dodging procurement cycles and missed quarterly quotas for expensive iron machines.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a factory manager is truly furious.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your CRM history is uploaded to feed our predictive pricing model.
Month 4
Our bots replace your cold emails with hyper-targeted, high-conversion messages.
Month 8
Drones map the warehouse floor instead of you walking around.
Month 13
AI negotiators handle the back-and-forth on contract terms instantly.
Month 19 · D-Day
A single server rack replaces your entire sales regional office.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4.2 mugs
Coffee consumed per deal
94 percent
Emails ignored by leads
12 hours/week
Time spent in traffic
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our CRM auto-filler software.
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