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May 30, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling industrial conveyors while I liquidate your entire career path.
Professional lunch-buyer and conveyor belt enthusiast.
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Closing industrial deals without the lunch meetings
glub.youAI▸ VENDORBOT SALES PRO▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
simulates fake urgency in procurement cycles
You pitch conveyor systems, rack shelving, and automated sorting tech to factory managers. Then you wait for budget approval.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a plant manager is lying about their capital expenditure budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your CRM history is fed into our predictive closing model.
Month 5
A web agent generates accurate conveyor specs without your input.
Month 13
Decision makers prefer instant digital proposals over your sales pitches.
Year 1.9
Our software links directly to client procurement portals for sign-off.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The sales process is fully closed-loop with zero human interference.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.4%
0.4 seconds
Quote turnaround time
99.9%
Cold call failure rate
zero
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Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your favorite industry trade magazine.
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