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Your job has an expiration date
May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYour tenure is just a slow-moving, pre-written research grant rejection letter.
Tenured architect of obscure, unmarketable chemical lattices.
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You lecture on crystallography and burn grant money to synthesize unstable polymers that no one actually wants.
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You can tell when a grad student is lying about the experimental results by sight.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
An AI agent scrapes your slides to lecture the students instead.
Month 4
Smart software writes more plausible grant proposals than your human committee.
Month 14
Automated arms handle pipette work with zero human error.
Year 2.3
Algorithms predict molecular properties without ever needing a physical lab.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The university archives your tenure as a legacy digital relic.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
402 per year
Grant Proposals Rejected
Statistically irrelevant
Citations Per Ego
Zero (Machine-only)
Lab Safety Incidents
Your severance
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