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September 1, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYou spend all day optimizing supply chains for drugs you can't touch.
Professional spreadsheet architect of high-stakes biological timelines.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total inventory awareness without the human anxiety.
oof.you▸ SUPPLYLOGIC V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
predicts global stockouts before they occur
You align global inventories and manufacturing schedules for fragile life-saving therapies. You live in spreadsheets and risk reports.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a supplier is lying about their shipping capacity over the phone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software pulls real-time inventory data directly from the warehouse sensors.
Month 5
Algorithms automatically reorder supplies based on predicted clinical trial growth.
Month 10
Smart-transit protocols flag and re-route failing shipments without your input.
Month 16
The system updates all global material schedules while you are sleeping.
Month 22 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and removes your access credentials.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
Forty-two
Spreadsheets per hour
Zero tolerated
Cold-chain panic events
Infinite
Email thread length
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a spreadsheet-free meditation app.
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