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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsSelling drywall and fixing printers is an inefficient use of atoms.
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Closing tickets and deals without the lunch.
ow.youAI▸ OMNISALES IT-V2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
negotiates bulk hardware discounts while updating drivers
You pitch lumber and building supplies while troubleshooting network hardware and workstations for the same office.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their budget just by their tone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Warehouse stock levels automatically update without you checking manually.
Month 6
Dynamic pricing software generates quotes faster and without your human bias.
Month 12
Remote diagnostic agents patch office equipment before you even arrive.
Month 16
Clients order directly via automated APIs instead of calling you.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access codes are revoked as the sales-bot finishes your final ticket.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
12 minutes
Average sales pitch duration
14
Hardware resets daily
3 cups
Coffee consumed before 9am
Your severance
A decommissioned server rack and a handshake.
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