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November 15, 2029
In 3 yearsSolving stochastic integrals while your tenure track expires in real-time.
Stuck in a loop of Brownian motion and grading.
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Calculus without the coffee breaks.
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derives closed-form solutions before you finish tea
You derive pricing models and publish papers that barely anyone reads but everyone cites in Excel.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a negative interest rate model feels wrong to a human.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors and software handle your stack of exam papers instantly.
Month 8
Pre-recorded hologram modules replace your monotone whiteboard sessions.
Month 16
An agent generates 500 pages of grant filler per second.
Year 2.1
Algorithms peer-review other algorithms to keep the journals full.
Year 3 · D-Day
Your access to the lecture hall door lock is revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
1.2
Papers written per year
4000
Coffee cups consumed
94 percent
Students ignoring your lectures
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to LaTeX error logs.
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