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Your job has an expiration date
April 25, 2030
In 3 years, 6 monthsYour chalkboard rants are just expensive background noise for scrolling phones.
Professional blackboard eraser and equation mumbler.
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The lecture never needs a coffee break.
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detects student boredom via infrared heat sensors
You explain equations to students who would rather be anywhere else. You grade exams manually and track attendance.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when the room is confused by the way they shift seats.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Optical scanners read handwriting and remove the need for your markers.
Month 8
Beacon sensors track student phones to replace your manual roll calls.
Month 20
High-fidelity displays replace human presence for standardized, repeatable math delivery.
Year 2.5
Personalized agents handle student questions about proofs and homework problems.
Year 3.5 · D-Day
University faculty status is officially transitioned to server-side software administration.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
7 minutes
Student attention span
4.2 percent
Grade inflation rate
142 per term
Unread emails from students
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our math-only streaming service.
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