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December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthSolving for X won't help you outrun the curriculum optimizer.
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grades 500 essays with zero irony
You grade calculus exams and prune perennials. Both require patience that hardware simply mimics better.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a student is lying about why their homework is late.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI starts generating your lectures and grading routine tests.
Month 10
Cameras track student focus and adjust pacing instantly.
Month 20
Precision bots take over pruning and pest management duties.
Year 2.5
Adaptive bots replace your human presence in the classroom.
Year 4 · D-Day
The logic gate closes and your classroom becomes a server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
infinite
average exam grading speed
99.9 percent
weeding accuracy per square foot
zero
emotional baggage capacity
Your severance
A lifetime supply of redundant protractors
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