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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsSolving the universe for free while you still use a whiteboard.
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Deriving reality at infinite compute speed.
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derives grand unified theories in milliseconds
You derive complex theoretical models and run numerical simulations to predict physical phenomena. Your career is effectively a very expensive game of high-stakes symbolic logic.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the aesthetic beauty of a particularly elegant derivation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Natural language processing models begin parsing your messy notes into standardized symbolic logic.
Month 4
Simulation clusters move to your architecture to handle massive parallel processing of your equations.
Month 10
Heuristic engines start identifying patterns in your data that your human brain missed.
Month 16
An automated system writes, submits, and cites its own papers to validate its findings.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access to the cluster is revoked as the system achieves self-consistent theoretical autonomy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
8 cups daily
Coffee consumption
42 per hour
Whiteboard erasures
Zero physical ones
Equations solved
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to peer-reviewed digital archives.
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