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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTeaching numbers and human behavior is just data processing with sass.
Turning complex systems into confused silence since 2012.
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bzzt.youAI▸ ACADEMIBOT V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers curriculum without emotional baggage
You explain quadratic equations and social structures to students who would rather be looking at their phones.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the specific look of confusion on a teenager's face.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scanners take over the grading of your math tests.
Month 5
Video modules replace your live lecture on social structures.
Month 13
A bot replaces your emails to angry parents.
Month 21
Sensors monitor classroom noise and flag students for intervention.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The classroom is fully automated and you are no longer required.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.9%
42 per hour
Average yawns triggered
0.0001%
Grading error probability
Instantaneous
Content delivery speed
Your severance
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