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April 24, 2030
In 3 years, 6 monthsSolving for X until the algorithm solves you instead.
Algebraic enthusiast, professional herder of hormonal chaos.
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Infinite patience for zero progress.
bzzt.you▸ PEDAGOG-AI V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
neutralises classroom chaos with subsonic frequency
Explaining algebra and calculus to teenagers who would rather be elsewhere. Managing classroom behavior and grading piles of assignments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a student is faking a headache to avoid a test.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Automated platforms begin tracking student progress and identifying knowledge gaps.
Month 10
Software delivers personalized maths problems tailored to each student's speed.
Month 20
Optical scanners and vision models process every single handwritten equation instantly.
Year 2.6
Interactive displays replace the teacher as the primary information source.
Year 3.5 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of delivery, assessment, and behavior monitoring.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
30 per class
Avg teenagers ignored
5 billion
Seconds spent explaining pythagoras
100 percent
Grades corrected by machine
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a digital graphing calculator.
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