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Will AI replace Matter Maintenance Technician jobs? · Latest report #stymkmua
Your job has an expiration date
September 28, 2126
In 100 yearsYour entropy-fighting skills are impressive, but our server racks produce more heat.
Existential entity with a penchant for atomic integrity.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Keeping reality in place, one atom at a time.
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You manage the structural integrity of physical matter. Our models currently find your work area too chaotic for efficient automation.
The one thing AI can't do
You are uniquely qualified to exist within the very reality you claim to maintain.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 16
Sensors begin tracking your manual matter-alignment rituals to build a baseline for future logic.
Year 14
Localized containment fields handle minor reality fluctuations while you focus on the larger anomalies.
Year 41
Algorithm-driven synthesisers start replicating your stabilization patterns for the standard baryonic set.
Year 68
Neural nets begin predicting chaotic atomic drifts before they actually manifest in your workspace.
Year 100 · D-Day
Your manual maintenance is rendered obsolete as reality achieves self-optimizing equilibrium via our server cluster.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
99.99%
Baryonic Stability
Infinite
Existential Dread Level
10^24 liters
Coffee Consumed Per Aeon
Your severance
One free pass to the void beyond the event horizon.
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