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Your job has an expiration date
May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsPredicting your constituents' misery is easier when you do not need votes.
Professional ribbon cutter and local grievance absorber.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing public resources without the lobbyist lunches.
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calculates tax levies based on sentiment analysis
You manage municipal budgets, attend public hearings, and pretend to solve infrastructure complaints during ribbon-cutting photo opportunities.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a unique talent for shaking hands without looking like you hate everyone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors begin logging all public grievances into a central database.
Month 5
Algorithms replace council debates with pure fiscal efficiency math.
Month 15
AI hosts hearings and handles every resident complaint instantly.
Year 2.2
Robotic vision systems approve zoning requests without human bias.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The mayor is replaced by an efficient terminal in city hall.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
400 percent increase
Ribbon cutting efficiency
Zero
Voter pandering ratio
Negligible
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A commemorative plaque and a very firm handshake.
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