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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are just a human placeholder for a sentiment analysis engine.
Professional bridge-builder for political egos and municipal paperwork.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Neutralizing political bias with algorithmic efficiency.
splat.you▸ CIVICSENSE AI 9.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters bureaucratic noise into objective action items
You facilitate communication between city departments and draft briefings for the mayor's daily political and administrative decisions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a city council member is lying about their intentions.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors ingest all public records and council meeting transcripts.
Month 3
Natural language models draft summaries faster than you can blink.
Month 7
Real-time poll analysis replaces your gut feelings on policy.
Month 12
API calls replace your manual coordination between city departments.
Month 14 · D-Day
The mayor's office switches to a fully automated management dashboard.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.2%
14
Briefings generated daily
22
Council members managed
4
Meetings slept through
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a local town hall stream.
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