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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsSelling overpriced networking potential to people with too much free time.
Professional dream-peddler for over-leveraged corporate strivers.
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Automated pathways to corporate mediocrity.
no no noyou▸ DEGREELOGIC V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
schedules three thousand networking sessions simultaneously
You process student course registrations and recite vague career advice while managing tuition payment schedules.
The one thing AI can't do
You can pretend to care about a student's personal growth during a midterm breakdown.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart bots handle repetitive registration questions with zero human empathy.
Month 3
Algorithms map out the most boring graduation paths instantly.
Month 8
Language models generate generic career roadmaps that sound professional.
Month 13
Software locks out students for missing deadlines without human mercy.
Month 18 · D-Day
The department is replaced by a single web dashboard.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
42 per week
Student emails ignored
120 daily
Empty buzzwords spoken
Negligible
Career path accuracy
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says "Expert at Networking"
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